January 2012
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Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
caseystarzremix:
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
Fucking minh
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walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
im going away from january 11th - like the 20th ....
i-n-d-i-e-s-l-u-t-s:
so reblog this and i will choose sometime and give them my passsword and email . and im just ganna have to trust you.
you dont have to follow me.
idc about the follower amount anymore.
happy new year.
December 2011
wwiao:
my new years resolution is to get really hot omg
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
cjfuckingsewers:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Reblog the shit out of this
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hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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thisismewaitingonyou:
w0rth-something:
...
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, will you find someone who can...”
– Bob Marley (via daphneemarie)
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
blogsecret:
i never got an explanation for whatever happened between us
Watchdarkurges:
wittlepat:
can everyone just appreciate these perfect 3 seconds.
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
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acousticheart:
i’m scared that i’m never going to be good enough for anyone..
