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you can’t trust me which is reasonable except i told you what happened and didnt lie. i cant trust you bcuz even your best friends tell me to watch out for unknown reasons. lol ok.
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drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
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anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone
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nepetaquest: arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: their initial offer is too low possible unnecessary ad space stricter regulations arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY” “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND” “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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missgingerlee: Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation. All kinds of truth in this statement.
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tristyntothesea: cloacas: drawing porn is not an invitation for sex posting porn is not an invitation for sex being open about your sexuality/fetishes is not an invitation for sex dressing in skimpy clothes is not an invitation for sex posting nudes is not an invitation for sex none of these things mean you are entitled to sex an invitation for sex is an invitation for sex And none of...
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mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
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“Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come...”
– The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. (via 2ition) “Why can’t you take no for an answer?” is one of the most powerful questions you can use in a social situation: suddenly, it’s your harasser’s manners on trial, not yours. Say it in the mirror. Say it to assholes. Say...
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supamanpunch asked: we need to make the sex lol jk :-)
May 19th
Anonymous asked: Have you ever tripped on acid
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escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
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spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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rosaparking: if u wouldnt kiss me that is fine, like totally cool just know that 1. i fucked yr mom 2. ur fuckin loser and i fuck ur mom
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gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
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moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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Anonymous asked: your face makes me so jealous i just i cant im sorry :/
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Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend / are you fucking anyone
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iloveriandawson: I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
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“I am myself. That is not enough.”
– Sylvia Plath (via rebreathing)
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trillow: “i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
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